• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

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